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 Review of Laser @ Dorney Park
-2 Rating Posted by: taylorb251 on 10/16/2006 4:34:00 PM
Just a bad ride all around. The lift hill is just slow. The loops are ok at best. Its the worst coaster in the park by far. I would not ride it again.

Review Comments

Hercules on 10/16/2006 4:47:44 PM said:
I actually kind of think that it is working its way to being the best ride in the park, but I guess it is all just opinion.
BobFunland on 10/16/2006 6:29:32 PM said:
You guys are going to make me cry... please tell me at least Rich liked it
figment873 on 10/16/2006 7:42:19 PM said:
I dont think anybody likes that ride... it is horrible!!!
Hercules on 10/16/2006 10:45:20 PM said:
Look at the reviews figment. Look at the reviews. Besides, B. Fun and I just said that we like it.
larrygator on 10/16/2006 11:19:01 PM said:
Joe - I still like it
Hercules on 10/17/2006 1:50:14 AM said:
Im going to start a pool on when this thing is going to be sold. 10 dollars a month if anyone wants to get in.
BobFunland on 10/17/2006 2:06:25 AM said:
Proceeds go to help purchase it from stupid Cedar Fair LOL Oh, and thanks Larry!
coaster05 on 10/17/2006 9:56:09 AM said:
I also found Laser to be below average at best. Sorry Anton fans but this is nowhere close to mindbender.
taylorb251 on 10/17/2006 2:54:11 PM said:
I just think its a bad ride.
Hercules on 10/17/2006 4:44:34 PM said:
Of course it is not up to Mind Bender standards. This is just a portable.
figment873 on 10/17/2006 6:23:22 PM said:
Hey Hercules... your back wouldve killed from it :-) The only ride that is worse then this is the Python at Busch Gardens. Just a very below average roller coaster!
Hercules on 10/17/2006 6:28:34 PM said:
I know it would have killed from Laser, but I like it like that. I dont mind the roughness. Actually, I dont even really think it is rough. It is just Anton goodness to me. Sorry you guys didnt like it.
coaster05 on 10/17/2006 7:36:07 PM said:
I didnt find it rough, just kind of boring.
taylorb251 on 10/17/2006 10:33:19 PM said:
I found it slow and boring.
figment873 on 10/18/2006 7:22:28 PM said:
Alright, my friends, I am just being scarastic with Hercules about the roughness of the ride. I didnt think it was that bad, the pain was only from how increadablly slow the ride is!! I still find it less then fun! Sorry!
Horizons12 on 12/14/2006 6:21:55 PM said:
Slow?! Boring?! You people are nuts! The Laser keeps a speed of like 50 mph right until it slams into the brakes. And the ride isnt rough at all, its smoother than some older B&Ms for crying out loud.
coaster05 on 12/14/2006 7:29:35 PM said:
The lift hill takes like three minutes and I only found it to be a shell of scorpion. Figment also said she was having fun with Herc so you are sort of making a big deal about some inside type jokes. Glad you liked it Horizons I though it was better then Taylor thought but not by much.
figment873 on 12/14/2006 8:42:46 PM said:
Just an inside joke, relax!:-)

Knoebels trip... that sure was fun!!!
Horizons12 on 12/14/2006 11:01:02 PM said:
To be honest I didnt even read the comments in their entirety above, I never got to the inside joke part apparently. Thank you short attention span/selective reading! lol
coaster05 on 12/15/2006 12:10:45 AM said:
No problem man
Hercules on 12/15/2006 1:23:21 PM said:
My back is good now.
taylorb251 on 12/15/2006 1:31:42 PM said:
Good to hear. Maybe next time you can show us around, but I dont see anyone of us running back to dorney a good park but not a great one.
coaster05 on 12/15/2006 2:33:33 PM said:
Dorney just feels so Cedar Fair. Clean, well kept, good capacity, and no flavor. Still all those things will be huge improvements for Paramount.
taylorb251 on 12/15/2006 4:28:25 PM said:
Rich you have to admit that it was the worst Cedar Fair halloween event that we have been to by far.
figment873 on 12/16/2006 2:34:57 PM said:
By far the worst halloween event. Of course Jay said that part was going to be bad. I am glad you back is better! I an at least say that there wasnt many people there. That helped a lot.
sowinski on 12/17/2006 4:33:52 PM said:
I enjoyed this coaster. A solid ride. Why all the bad press?
coaster05 on 12/18/2006 6:27:36 AM said:
The ride has a good overall rating, but there was about three of us who just didnt have a good ride. Therefore our opinion was that it was not that great.
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