Alright, Disney managed again to advertise some ultra-lame childrens ride as some thrilling experience. Well, things like this won´t manage to transform a boring 70s style theme park onto a place where people are willing to pay over a 50 bucks for virtually nothing. Test track is a weird LIM-start version of these old children´s cars that run on a little track that goes underneath the cars. The "theming" (if you can call it that way) is more or less a great advertising space for the ride´s main sponsor. I bet a lot of money was sent to flames for this crap instead of giving the ride itself some excitement. I give it a 3 only because I can´t help myself seeing something funny in such a ride that tries to combine old childhood memories (those funny little cars) with formerly new LIM-technology. Well, formerly, because it´s nothing new anymore, and if you want to have a real thrill with a car-themed launched coaster, Ohio is the place to go, because TTD is a REAL thrill.
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