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 Review of Test Track @ EPCOT
-3 Rating Posted by: Berlin on 10/31/2003 6:50:00 AM
Alright, Disney managed again to advertise some ultra-lame childrens ride as some thrilling experience. Well, things like this won´t manage to transform a boring 70s style theme park onto a place where people are willing to pay over a 50 bucks for virtually nothing. Test track is a weird LIM-start version of these old children´s cars that run on a little track that goes underneath the cars. The "theming" (if you can call it that way) is more or less a great advertising space for the ride´s main sponsor. I bet a lot of money was sent to flames for this crap instead of giving the ride itself some excitement. I give it a 3 only because I can´t help myself seeing something funny in such a ride that tries to combine old childhood memories (those funny little cars) with formerly new LIM-technology. Well, formerly, because it´s nothing new anymore, and if you want to have a real thrill with a car-themed launched coaster, Ohio is the place to go, because TTD is a REAL thrill.
 

Review Comments

praxis on 10/31/2003 8:00:40 AM said:
I wont lament your 3 rating for Test Track - if you didnt like it, you didnt like it - but cmon... its a little unfair to declare a ride isnt thrilling cause it doesnt measure up to the top thrill dragster. These are 2 very different rides.
Danny on 10/31/2003 1:46:02 PM said:
Ultra-lame childrens ride? Umm....ok...
vbarbieri on 11/1/2003 4:17:15 PM said:
The beauty of America is every person is entitled to an opinion and wrong as your may be you are entitled to it. The hour and longer wait has to account for something. Worse than that you probably got in for free on your brother what a way to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Sephiroth7 on 11/1/2003 4:20:04 PM said:
Every person is entitled to an opinion, but America is full of idiots. I mean...we have BUSH as our President. Everyone else knows we are idiots! Thats a whole nother discussion all together. A 3 fine, I can see people not loving this ride, but dont compare it to TTD...thats just stupid...
praxis on 11/1/2003 6:37:35 PM said:
Oy, NOW youve opened up a can of worms, Seph. But politics aside... yeah, comparing test track to TTD is like saying "The Muppetvision show was lame cause it had no big drops!"
Waitj786 on 11/2/2003 1:18:48 PM said:
Dude this kid is soo bad a reviewing, he doesnt seem to be very happy. By the way Disney doesnt necisarily design their ride to be super thrilling, the y just arent that type of park. The design them for the experience. CP is more of a JUST THRILLS kind of park (ive been there 4 times) and it does a good job. But if ur the kind of person that likes only extreme thrills then dont go to Disney. But i still dont see how u could have hated this ride, i thought it was AWESOME,mjust like all the other disney rides. And one pointer, NEVER compare two COMPLETELY different types of rides such as TTD and TT.
disneyman on 11/4/2003 11:09:32 PM said:
This is definitely not a childrens ride! Although disney does make some tame rides, this is not one of them. Ill admit, the ride was pretty boring, but not that boring!
vbarbieri on 11/4/2003 11:16:51 PM said:
He got in for FREE his brother works in the Germany Pavillion that is why he went. It is a one dimensional review.
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