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my mlg sensors went off and the doritos were flying everywhere. this is a story of my people:
THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN FUCKING PRINTERS!!! THEY ARE SOLD CHEAP AND BUILT SHITTY BECAUSE THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL IS TO GOUGE YOU ON INK. I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DECENT SCAN ON A FUCKING CANON BUT THE ONLY DRIVER I CAN FIND FOR IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS ONE BUTTON AND NO ADJUSTMENTS FOR CONTRAST OR SIZE OR ANYTHING. THE CANON MANUAL SHOWS ANOTHER SCANNER WITH ALL KIND OF ADJUSTMENTS, BUT INSTEAD OF LINKING TO A PLACE TO DOWNLOAD IT, IT JUST SAYS GO TO THE CANON WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD. I SPEND 30 MINUTES DOWNLOADING AND INSTALLING THEIR FULL DRIVER PACKAGE WHICH IS FILLED WITH BULLSHIT PROGRAMS WITH STUPID FUCKING FRIENDLY NAMES LIKE "MY IMAGE GARDEN" AND THE SAME FUCKING ONE BUTTON SCANNER UTILTY WITH NO FUCKING ADJUSTMENTS!!! SERIOUSLY CANON FIRE THE FUCKING MARKETING PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY DESIGN YOUR PRODUCTS AND HIRE SOME FUCKING ENGINEERS!!!!THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN FUCKING PRINTERS!!! THEY ARE SOLD CHEAP AND BUILT SHITTY BECAUSE THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL IS TO GOUGE YOU ON INK. I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DECENT SCAN ON A FUCKING CANON BUT THE ONLY DRIVER I CAN FIND FOR IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS ONE BUTTON AND NO ADJUSTMENTS FOR CONTRAST OR SIZE OR ANYTHING. THE CANON MANUAL SHOWS ANOTHER SCANNER WITH ALL KIND OF ADJUSTMENTS, BUT INSTEAD OF LINKING TO A PLACE TO DOWNLOAD IT, IT JUST SAYS GO TO THE CANON WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD. I SPEND 30 MINUTES DOWNLOADING AND INSTALLING THEIR FULL DRIVER PACKAGE WHICH IS FILLED WITH BULLSHIT PROGRAMS WITH STUPID FUCKING FRIENDLY NAMES LIKE "MY IMAGE GARDEN" AND THE SAME FUCKING ONE BUTTON SCANNER UTILTY WITH NO FUCKING ADJUSTMENTS!!! SERIOUSLY CANON FIRE THE FUCKING MARKETING PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY DESIGN YOUR PRODUCTS AND HIRE SOME FUCKING ENGINEERS!!!!THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN FUCKING PRINTERS!!! THEY ARE SOLD CHEAP AND BUILT SHITTY BECAUSE THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL IS TO GOUGE YOU ON INK. I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DECENT SCAN ON A FUCKING CANON BUT THE ONLY DRIVER I CAN FIND FOR IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS ONE BUTTON AND NO ADJUSTMENTS FOR CONTRAST OR SIZE OR ANYTHING. THE CANON MANUAL SHOWS ANOTHER SCANNER WITH ALL KIND OF ADJUSTMENTS, BUT INSTEAD OF LINKING TO A PLACE TO DOWNLOAD IT, IT JUST SAYS GO TO THE CANON WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD. I SPEND 30 MINUTES DOWNLOADING AND INSTALLING THEIR FULL DRIVER PACKAGE WHICH IS FILLED WITH BULLSHIT PROGRAMS WITH STUPID FUCKING FRIENDLY NAMES LIKE "MY IMAGE GARDEN" AND THE SAME FUCKING ONE BUTTON SCANNER UTILTY WITH NO FUCKING ADJUSTMENTS!!! SERIOUSLY CANON FIRE THE FUCKING MARKETING PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY DESIGN YOUR PRODUCTS AND HIRE SOME FUCKING ENGINEERS!!!!THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN FUCKING PRINTERS!!! THEY ARE SOLD CHEAP AND BUILT SHITTY BECAUSE THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL IS TO GOUGE YOU ON INK. I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DECENT SCAN ON A FUCKING CANON BUT THE ONLY DRIVER I CAN FIND FOR IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS ONE BUTTON AND NO ADJUSTMENTS FOR CONTRAST OR SIZE OR ANYTHING. THE CANON MANUAL SHOWS ANOTHER SCANNER WITH ALL KIND OF ADJUSTMENTS, BUT INSTEAD OF LINKING TO A PLACE TO DOWNLOAD IT, IT JUST SAYS GO TO THE CANON WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD. I SPEND 30 MINUTES DOWNLOADING AND INSTALLING THEIR FULL DRIVER PACKAGE WHICH IS FILLED WITH BULLSHIT PROGRAMS WITH STUPID FUCKING FRIENDLY NAMES LIKE "MY IMAGE GARDEN" AND THE SAME FUCKING ONE BUTTON SCANNER UTILTY WITH NO FUCKING ADJUSTMENTS!!! SERIOUSLY CANON FIRE THE FUCKING MARKETING PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY DESIGN YOUR PRODUCTS AND HIRE SOME FUCKING ENGINEERS!!!!THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN FUCKING PRINTERS!!! THEY ARE SOLD CHEAP AND BUILT SHITTY BECAUSE THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL IS TO GOUGE YOU ON INK. I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DECENT SCAN ON A FUCKING CANON BUT THE ONLY DRIVER I CAN FIND FOR IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS ONE BUTTON AND NO ADJUSTMENTS FOR CONTRAST OR SIZE OR ANYTHING. THE CANON MANUAL SHOWS ANOTHER SCANNER WITH ALL KIND OF ADJUSTMENTS, BUT INSTEAD OF LINKING TO A PLACE TO DOWNLOAD IT, IT JUST SAYS GO TO THE CANON WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD. I SPEND 30 MINUTES DOWNLOADING AND INSTALLING THEIR FULL DRIVER PACKAGE WHICH IS FILLED WITH BULLSHIT PROGRAMS WITH STUPID FUCKING FRIENDLY NAMES LIKE "MY IMAGE GARDEN" AND THE SAME FUCKING ONE BUTTON SCANNER UTILTY WITH NO FUCKING ADJUSTMENTS!!! SERIOUSLY CANON FIRE THE FUCKING MARKETING PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY DESIGN YOUR PRODUCTS AND HIRE SOME FUCKING ENGINEERS!!!!THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN FUCKING PRINTERS!!! THEY ARE SOLD CHEAP AND BUILT SHITTY BECAUSE THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL IS TO GOUGE YOU ON INK. I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DECENT SCAN ON A FUCKING CANON BUT THE ONLY DRIVER I CAN FIND FOR IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS ONE BUTTON AND NO ADJUSTMENTS FOR CONTRAST OR SIZE OR ANYTHING. THE CANON MANUAL SHOWS ANOTHER SCANNER WITH ALL KIND OF ADJUSTMENTS, BUT INSTEAD OF LINKING TO A PLACE TO DOWNLOAD IT, IT JUST SAYS GO TO THE CANON WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD. I SPEND 30 MINUTES DOWNLOADING AND INSTALLING THEIR FULL DRIVER PACKAGE WHICH IS FILLED WITH BULLSHIT PROGRAMS WITH STUPID FUCKING FRIENDLY NAMES LIKE "MY IMAGE GARDEN" AND THE SAME FUCKING ONE BUTTON SCANNER UTILTY WITH NO FUCKING ADJUSTMENTS!!! SERIOUSLY CANON FIRE THE FUCKING MARKETING PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY DESIGN YOUR PRODUCTS AND HIRE SOME FUCKING ENGINEERS!!!!
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