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 Review of Viper @ Six Flags Great Adventure
0 Rating Posted by: Paul on 5/20/2001 10:20:00 PM
Ugh. Ouch. Pain. Blood. Death. Leaky intestines. Pelvic thrust into sharp nail. Harmful body movements. Convulsions. Fatal heart attacks. Lung failure. No breathing. Human scissors. Bloody body spray from open stomach. Stricken by unknown disease. Mortal attack to throat. Punctured eye pupil. Ripped off fingernails. Chewy. Chewy face. Torn cheeks. Gunshot to mouth. Exposed ribcage and quivering liver. Mangled fingers. Kidney stones that resemble Stonehenge. Hurting. Circus clowns tearing apart people with razor blades. Ouch. Ugh. Pain. Blood.

Yet Six Flags still treats it better than Rolling Thunder.

Review Comments

Paul on 11/26/2004 8:23:49 PM said:
I think this is a more appropriate review for this ride.
Chet on 11/26/2004 9:11:01 PM said:
WOW... hahaha! Thats great Paul. Now go take your anti-depressants and everything will be fine...
coaster05 on 11/26/2004 9:30:13 PM said:
Found it just a mildly amusing review til the clown line. I find killer clowns to be hysterical.
Paul on 11/26/2004 9:59:49 PM said:
Id happily let Clowns tear me apart compared to having to ride Viper again. This year was the last time, let me tell you.
zjohn1988 on 11/27/2004 11:48:16 AM said:
I couldnt have put that any better
BobFunland on 12/12/2004 11:49:27 PM said:
So Paul, what is worse, Viper or Spiders?
Paul on 12/19/2004 11:33:53 PM said:
adriahna on 5/17/2005 11:16:22 PM said:
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