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Top 25 Rides
# Ride Name Rating
1. El Toro 9.93
2. Boulder Dash 9.92
3. Cornball Express, The 9.89
4. Skooters 9.82
5. Phoenix 9.82
6. Superman Ride of Steel 9.80
7. Millennium Force 9.80
8. Shivering Timbers 9.79
9. Voyage 9.76
10. Superman Krypton Coaste 9.74
11. Grand Carousel 9.73
12. Top Thrill Dragster 9.69
13. X 9.69
14. Cyclone 9.66
15. Apollo's Chariot 9.66
16. Thunderhead 9.66
17. Kraken 9.64
18. Adventures of Spiderman 9.61
19. Top Gun: The Jet Coaste 9.60
20. Nitro 9.60
21. Montu 9.54
22. Tower of Terror 9.54
23. GhostRider 9.53
24. Acrophobia 9.49
25. The Comet 9.48

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# Park Name Rating
 1. Sahara Hotel Casino, 89.6
 2. Indiana Beach 87.1
 3. Story Land 87.1
 4. Sea-World Florida 84.6
 5. Knoebels 84.2
 6. Sea-World San Antonio 83.9
 7. Astroland 83.4
 8. Islands of Adventure 83.3
 9. Dollywood 82.7
 10. Six Flags Over Texas 82.7
 11. Kennywood 82.4
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 14. Six Flags Fiesta Texa 81.3
 15. California Adventure 81.2

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Today's News: Tuesday, December 11, 2007 
Kennywood Park sold to Spanish firm  -  45 Comments
Posted by: Horizons12 - [6:46:00 PM]
The owners of Kennywood Amusement Park in West Mifflin, PA have agreed to sell the park, along with Sandcastle water park and Idlewild & SoakZone to the Spanish-based company Parques Reunidos.
Today's News: Thursday, October 11, 2007 
Disney Extends Year of a Million Dreams
Posted by: nyeboy9 - [12:45:00 PM]
Disney has announced that it will extend the Year of a Million Dreams promotion trough 2008 at the Disneyland and Walt Disney World Resort. Building on the success of the 2007 promotion, Disney went back to the drawing board and have designed these new "Dreams":

A chance for guests to stay inside Disneyland Park;
A private day at Disney’s tropical island paradise, Castaway Cay;
A New Year’s Eve night stay inside Cinderella Castle Suite at Walt Disney World Resort;
A star-studded trip to the “High School Musical 3” film premiere;
A flight of fancy in a hot air balloon above a Disney theme park.

Like 2007, Disney will also award FASTPASS badges, dining packages, special parade viewing, and an extra hour in a Disney park, known as Dream Time, for select guests.
Today's News: Tuesday, May 22, 2007 
Five Arrested at Disney's Magic Kingdom  -  8 Comments
Posted by: nyeboy9 - [8:33:00 PM]
Five people were arrested Sunday at Disney World's Magic Kingdom with felony charges of assaulting a sheriff's deputy and resisting arrest. The incident started after the five, four teenagers and one woman, started spitting and cursing at park guests. The five fought against security officers eventually leading to one of the teens being stunned with a taser. All five were eventually subdued, and the police do report that all of the suspects appeared to have been drunk at the time of the incident. More charges are expected to be filed since all of the suspects were under the legal drinking age.
Today's News: Thursday, January 18, 2007 
Man sueing Kings Island for $10 million
Posted by: tacoking - [10:31:00 PM]
A $10 million lawsuit has been filed in federal court by a man who said he was falsely arrested on sexual-imposition charges at Paramount's Kings Island amusement park last May. Keith Bays, 44, has sued the park and several of its police officers. He contends that he was wrongfully arrested and "manhandled" by park police after two women complained about his behavior toward them. The lawsuit said the charges were later dismissed. Park officials did not return a call Wednesday morning seeking comment on the lawsuit.
3 men charged in shooting of man at Wild West park
Posted by: tacoking - [10:30:00 PM]
Three people were charged Wednesday with roles in the shooting of a theme park actor whose fellow actor was not supposed to have live ammunition during a mock gunfight. The July 7 shooting at the Wild West City theme park is not believed to be intentional, but left the 37-year-old victim, Scott Harris, partly paralyzed and with a bullet in his skull. An owner of the park, Michael Stabile, and a supervisor, Nathan McPeak, were charged with violating public safety by allowing a gun with real ammunition in the show.
Today's News: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 
HoliWood Nights 2007 Info Released  -  8 Comments
Posted by: PhantomNik - [4:20:00 PM]
Holiday World in Santa Claus, IN has officially released event information for their wildly popular 2-day park sponsored enthusiast event, HoliWood Nights! This year, HoliWood Nights will take place May 18th & 19th. The flyer with all pertinent info can be found on the park's official HoliWood Nights page, which is linked above. Hope to see some of you there in May!!
Today's News: Monday, January 08, 2007 
One more summer to get your Steel Pier credits  -  10 Comments
Posted by: larrygator - [4:29:00 PM]
Steel Pier is opening one last summer until Trump can start building those beachfront condos. Get your Crazy Mouse and kiddie coaster credits while you can
Today's News: Thursday, December 28, 2006 
Kennywood to Add TWO New Rides for 2007!  -  17 Comments
Posted by: PhantomNik - [3:21:00 PM]
Kennywood Park, in West Mifflin, PA, has apparently let the cat out of the bag in regards to their 2007 plans. In a recently released Kennywood Alumni Newsletter, the park announced plans to add two new rides - a Zamperla Mega Disk'O to replace the Flying Carpet, and a Rockin' Tug in Kiddieland named USS Kenny. The official announcement is slated for January.

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