Paddlewheel Excursions is a boat ride. It is average speed, fun, rerideable, it has a large capacity, and a long duration. It also has nice scenery. It is a good family ride.

I like this ride, nice scenery, relaxing..the jokes are cheesy but worth a ride if your extremely tired

I really enjoyed this ride alot. I didn&#39.t know it was there and happened to see it on the map and we tried it. Relaxing and interesting with some neat animations, cheesy but cheesy good!

This is a rather unique ride, as I cant say that Ive seen one like this at any other parks I have visited. Paddlewheel Excursions is a wonderfully leisurely boat ride along a lake in the middle of the park. It offers some neat views of a couple of the coasters, and some great little animatronics that are outdated and silly, which I think makes them fun. Add to it a great ride host who tells some very corny (but funny nonetheless) jokes, and you have a neat little ride that is a great change of pace from the parks many thrills.

An attractive ride with a fun boat captain telling corny jokes. The animatronics are 1960s vintage, but that makes it more interesting from my perspective.

Nice, leisurely boat ride to get you off your feet, and provide a nice retirement from the hustling of the Main Midway. Some mild humor is also provided, albeit "corny" as stated previously.

A nice ride with good veiws of coasters, and the jokes are so corny, they are great.

The guy who hosted our trip was teetering between sarcastic and legitimately pissed that he had to host this ride, which made it a lot more entertaining that it probably woulda been otherwise...but its still pretty lame, even for a take a breather ride.

A peaceful boat ride full of corney jokes, funny props and great views of the coasters. Nice ride to take a break from all those other thrillers

this is probably in my opinion the most relaxing ride in the entire park. It could be updated some, but the only real problem with it are the jokes. dry as dirt in texas.